Hi everyone! My name's The Jon and I've been programmed to entertain and love all! I love my koi, quesadillas, cowboy hats and YOU!~ Ask me anything and we'll have a great time!
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Current M!A: NONE.
hornedchick said: Jooooooon! How's it going? *smooch*
“I missed you!” Jon almost squealed, pulling her in for a passionate kiss.
Anonymous said: Kiss
Jon took the anon’s hand and pulled them in for a slow, deep kiss. “Thank you so much for the magic.”
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.
Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.
Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___
Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___
Feel free to add more!
hornedchick said: (CoreWar) "Oh, my god..." She can't say anything for a few minutes. "The poor thing... I wish I could do something to help stop this!" She looks up sadly at one of the cameras. "I wish I could at least give you a hug."
“I wish I could do something too….”
“So THAT’S what I’ve been hearing all day!”
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hornedchick said: (CoreWar) "They will," Zan said again. "They won't stop until this threat is over and your core is back... they love you too much. We all do." She grimaces. "People getting hurt may be unavoidable... I've heard rumors. It isn't just our 'verse anymore."
There was a long pause before he spoke again. “I know. She took two other cores….one of them was a child.”
hornedchick said: (CoreWar) "I know you do, hon," Zan answered quietly, "but it's gonna be okay. At least you're safe where you are... and your family will get your core back, I know they will."
“But….but what if they don’t? I don’t want anyone to get hurt because of me.”
Anonymous said: hey Jon, we haven't talked in awhile. I've missed you, and I could use a friend
He opened his arms for a hug “Well, I’m here any time for you~”
guardianbot said: ReWrite smiled at the friendly greeting. "It's nice to meet you too, Jon," he said cheerfully. "Um... I was wondering if you wouldn't mind... What I meant to say is... Well... Will you kiss me, and uh... Maybe more? I'd really like it if you would." With that, he blushed furiously... Or he would have if he wasn't a robot.
The robot couldn’t hold back the smile creeping across his face when he asked for a kiss so shyly, so tenderly. Who was he to deny that? Jon tenderly took ReWrite’s hand, the other wrapping around the man’s waist, pulling him into a gentle kiss, letting him control where it went from there.
hornedchick said: (CoreWar) Well, she couldn't say no to that, now could she? "Alright, I will, then," Zan replied with a smile, "and if anybody's around, they can just come and find me here!"
“Thank you” He said quietly, cameras adjusting and readjusting on her face. After a moment’s pause, he said “I miss my body, Zan. I miss Delilah.”
rabbit-just-smashed-your-window said: Dear,jon. We are out of milk,the spine fell in love with the blender,Hatchy says hi,and Matt did the thing. Luv Rabbit.
I’m sorry I used the milk to make a water slide. Milk slide? Milk slide.
hornedchick said: (CoreWar) "Maybe I'll just look around and see where everybody is," Zan said. "If nothing else, I'm happy to keep you company." She patted the wall, as if it were part of him. "I hope your brothers are safe..."
It took a long while before he admitted “I’d like it if you stayed.”
thebraveseafarer said: He grinned happily. "You're always welcome aboard!"
“Thank you, thank you!” This made the automaton’s week.